After Action Report #38

[00:00:03] [SPEAKER_01] You're listening to After Action Report at Savage.love After Action Report Welcome to After Action Report, where my bravest listeners share all the details, sometimes salacious, sometimes wholesome, sometimes both, of something new they just tried. This week we're welcoming Mary onto the show with a graphic story of a sex act that not only wouldn't most people be interested in, but one most people would never have thought of.

[00:00:32] [SPEAKER_01] Which is no shade, turn-ons are subjective and personal and we love that Mary is out there living her best life. Hey Mary, welcome to the show.

[00:00:42] [SPEAKER_00] Thank you so much for having me.

[00:00:44] [SPEAKER_01] So before we get to the thing that you tried that you wanted to tell me about, tell me a little bit about yourself so people have an idea of the person and not just the act.

[00:00:52] [SPEAKER_00] Okay, I'm a 39-year-old bisexual woman living in the UK.

[00:00:59] [SPEAKER_01] Well, thank you for joining us. I know there's a big time difference. So what is it that you tried that you wanted to tell us about?

[00:01:06] [SPEAKER_00] So I had my partner hiss inside me for the first time ever.

[00:01:14] [SPEAKER_01] Wow. Okay, well thank you for coming on After Action Report. Well, there's got to be more. Give us the run-up to this. Give us your journey.

[00:01:23] [SPEAKER_00] Sure. So I first had a partner suggest that we do some piss play probably five or six years ago. They were somebody who had me fill out one of those like yes, no, maybe kink spreadsheet thingies. And I put a maybe for piss. I wasn't like totally horrified by it, but I wasn't sure if I was really into it. But it was clearly something that they were into because they kind of grasped a hold of this.

[00:01:50] [SPEAKER_00] And we tried it and I was amazed that I like instantly liked it. As soon as that little tap turned on, I was like, yes.

[00:02:00] [SPEAKER_01] So what was it about it? I know a lot of guys who are into piss because it's like of the dick and like gay guys are about the dick. But I don't know many women, even women who love dick and are heterosexuals, who love piss in that same like anything that comes out of a dick. I want anything that comes out of a dick.

[00:02:19] [SPEAKER_00] Well, this is exactly what that partner said to me. He said, you know, you love cum. Apparently you love piss. Maybe it's anything that comes out of a dick. I think like with that partner, it was – we had like a power dynamic and it was definitely part of that. I loved like the feeling of – so that partner would stand and I would be on my knees. I loved that feeling. Kind of disgust a bit was kind of a turn on.

[00:02:46] [SPEAKER_00] The fact that – I mean, they said they'd had partners before that were really grossed out by it. So it kind of gave me this feeling of sort of exceptionalism as well. I think there's something about like, this is so gross. I'm so disgusting. I don't know. There was something about that.

[00:03:02] [SPEAKER_01] I'm so dirty and depraved. This is so wrong. And therefore, some people like, oh, it's so dirty and depraved. This is so wrong. Yuck. This is not turning me on. But others like, this is so dirty and depraved and wrong. It's turning me the fuck on.

[00:03:14] [SPEAKER_00] Exactly. Exactly. So yeah, that was a while ago. And then since then I've had a few partners pee on me. I was, you know, quite shy to talk about it at first with them. I didn't always like to reveal it, I guess. But I became more comfortable with time and probably over the last few years. I don't know. Five, six, seven people maybe have peed on me.

[00:03:37] [SPEAKER_01] So if you're out to dinner with a guy and you know you're going to get, you have sex later and you're thinking about asking him, do you tell him not to order the asparagus risotto?

[00:03:49] [SPEAKER_00] Do you know that did come up recently? That is a concern. It is a concern.

[00:03:56] [SPEAKER_01] Because one of the misconceptions people have about piss and piss play, and I am an agnostic when it comes to it. Like, it's fine. I've done it. Is that people are like, oh, they think of morning piss. They think of like stinky, gross, really concentrated piss. And the reality of piss when people engage in piss play, it's often like later in the day, if somebody's well hydrated. The thing I like to say is after a couple of pitchers of beer, it's just so much hot water.

[00:04:24] [SPEAKER_00] Yes, yes. This is something I have heard you say before and I have repeated to people.

[00:04:32] [SPEAKER_01] At job interviews, strangers on the bus. What circumstance are you repeating that adage to people?

[00:04:39] [SPEAKER_00] Just when it becomes relevant to the situation, I guess.

[00:04:43] [SPEAKER_01] Mom, Dad, please sit down. There's something I have to tell you. After a couple of pitchers of beer, it's just so much hot water. And friends are like, what the fuck are we talking about? All right. So how did you get from, and for a lot of people who might be into piss or some kind of piss play, there's a line between on me and in me where it just washes over you. You're peeing in the shower. Maybe it's already diluted if the shower's on while you're getting peed on.

[00:05:10] [SPEAKER_01] But for some people, drinking it or being peed inside is somewhere that even somebody into piss couldn't imagine going. How did you start imagining going there?

[00:05:22] [SPEAKER_00] It was something I had talked about in dirty talk with people that I was seeing. But until I met my current partner, it wasn't something that had ever happened. So this person is somebody who I met getting on for a year ago. It become quite meaningful partners. And it's just really down to explore all the weird sexual stuff that each of us likes. And this is my thing that I like.

[00:05:51] [SPEAKER_00] So yeah, he's been really GGG and down for exploring that. So yeah, a couple of months ago, he peed on me for the first time in his shower. And I wasn't expecting to take it in my mouth, but I did. I drank some. That was the first time I'd ever done that. It was like a really hot and intimate experience, this thing that I'd wanted to do with this person for a long time. And so we ended up doing that.

[00:06:19] [SPEAKER_00] And so this person lives about 100 miles away from me. So we don't see each other super often. So this happened that kind of the subsequent time that we got together.

[00:06:27] [SPEAKER_01] You'd have to have a really strong bladder to pee that far.

[00:06:30] [SPEAKER_00] So we were together at my place.

[00:06:33] [SPEAKER_01] And piss play is terrible during cyber online. You can't do piss play with your computer because you'll ruin your computer. You really have to be there.

[00:06:42] [SPEAKER_00] It's an in-person situation for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so we were at my place. And I have a plastic sheet thing that I can put on my bed so I can do piss play on my bed, which I had put on just in case stuff was going to happen.

[00:07:00] [SPEAKER_01] Plastic sheet for the bed, a rubber sheet for the bed is so kinky gay guy coded that if I went into your house and you weren't there and I looked in your linen closet and I found a plastic sheet, I would think a gay dude lives here. So respect. Respect. This is me saying like mad respect. You're like committed to the bed here.

[00:07:18] [SPEAKER_00] Well, this, let me tell you, this sheet is the kind of packaging. I mean, I got it online. It's for like kids that wet the bed. It's not a rubber situation. It's like an absorbent fabric and you can put it on under your regular sheet. So yeah, I don't know if it's quite that.

[00:07:36] [SPEAKER_01] Well, it's time to graduate. If you're like this into piss play, it's time to graduate to a real fetish shop fitted rubber sheet for your bed.

[00:07:44] [SPEAKER_00] Yeah, maybe I should. Yeah.

[00:07:47] [SPEAKER_01] So I'll stop interrupting now. Give us how it happened, how it went down or how it went in.

[00:07:52] [SPEAKER_00] Okay, cool. So I have the sheet on. My partner had been really keen for me to pee on him, which I have done with other people before. I'm not, doesn't super do anything for me. But you know, in the spirit of reciprocity, I was down to try that. And I was riding him, trying, trying to pee, but, but failing. I've never been able to pee while my genitals are like making contact with another person. I can do it at a distance, but not in contact. So, so tried and failed at that.

[00:08:21] [SPEAKER_00] And then we, we kind of switched positions. We moved around. I'm lying down on my back. He's on his knees, fucking me. And I have shared with him before that I've always had this fantasy that someone mid fuck would pull out of me, pee on my kind of outstretched body and then go back to fucking me. But, and this is something I had fantasized about before, talked about before, but never been able to achieve because for a lot of people it's difficult to pee when they're

[00:08:51] [SPEAKER_00] hard. Right. So I had told my partner, this was a fantasy and he was like, I think it can happen. We can do it. So I kind of pushed the pillows off the bed, like all the absorbing stuff, get it out the way. And it didn't take long. Like often there's a pause when someone's like, you know, adjusting to the fact they're about to pee on a person. It takes a little while for the pee to arrive. I mean, I kind of like that pause. I love the anticipation and kind of, I get all wriggly and squirmy and excited when I'm waiting in that pause.

[00:09:21] [SPEAKER_01] Casanova said the, the ultimate moment is climbing the stairs. When you seduce someone. So that moment when the dick is pointed at you and you're waiting to get peed on, it's kind of a climbing the stairs moment.

[00:09:33] [SPEAKER_00] Yeah. Yeah, sure. Exactly that. And yeah, he, he begins to pee. He kind of moves the stream up my body to get a little bit on my face, but then I can see his concern because some of it is like splashing onto like the headboard and stuff. So he had to like retreat back down the body to a safe zone and it's super hot. It's super exciting. And he gets back inside me. He didn't say anything. We hadn't discussed peeing inside me before.

[00:10:01] [SPEAKER_01] Well, that's a big swing without discussion.

[00:10:03] [SPEAKER_00] Yeah. He, he made a good call. It was a good call. He said, he later said, you know, I thought if I said to you, can I do this? Can I pee? I think I can. You know, I think I physically can. Is it okay with you? Got my explicit consent that it would have passed. The moment would have gone. So he made a call in that moment that I would be into it. And I was so fucking into it. I was so into it.

[00:10:26] [SPEAKER_01] We don't recommend guessing when it comes to varsity level kink. But in this instance, the guy guessed. He guessed correctly. And it was hot for you that he guessed and guessed correctly.

[00:10:37] [SPEAKER_00] Oh my God. It was so hot because I didn't, I didn't know that's what he was about to do. I could kind of tell because he was still, right? He would, his dick was in me and he was still. And then I started to feel the watery sensation. And I realized what was happening. Yeah. It was so hot. I kind of lost my mind.

[00:10:58] [SPEAKER_01] Have you done it again?

[00:11:00] [SPEAKER_00] We have done it again since. Yeah. One time.

[00:11:03] [SPEAKER_01] After the first time, did you run to your computer to Google, is this okay? Is this safe? Because I'm sure everybody listening right now is wanting me to jump in with like, you know, could upset the pH balance or that it's risky. But is it risky?

[00:11:19] [SPEAKER_00] Oh, I mean, I don't know. I think I have a robust vagina. It seems fine.

[00:11:26] [SPEAKER_01] So there's been no negative health consequences.

[00:11:29] [SPEAKER_00] There have been no negative health consequences.

[00:11:31] [SPEAKER_01] And you're obviously, before this event, fluid bonded. And now after this event, an additional fluid added to the bond.

[00:11:38] [SPEAKER_00] Yes. Yes, exactly. And it was so hot that I squirted for the very first time. I think that that was helped by the fact that I had been trying to pee on him. So I had been like moving or relaxing or like bearing down on my muscles in a particular way. And then once there was piss everywhere, there was like the piss had been in me. It was on me. It was on the bed. I started to do that again because I was like, well, maybe maybe I can pee while he fucks me.

[00:12:08] [SPEAKER_00] Turns out I still couldn't pee, but I did squirt a lot everywhere, which had never, ever happened to me before. And it just added to the like total heights of excitement that were going on. It was just an amazing experience.

[00:12:25] [SPEAKER_01] Wow. OK, so any advice for anybody out there who's curious about being peed in? Oh, God. Advice. Besides Google it or check into the comment thread later to see what people think. Or hopefully somebody who's informed about this will give us a health check or a health read on it. But, you know, our bodies are ours to use and ours to use up. And we take calculated risks. And this guy sure took a risk. My God, what a big swing.

[00:12:53] [SPEAKER_01] I just I part of me wants to be like, oh, God, cool. I've been in situations where people guessed with me about something and I didn't have to ask for it. And it happened. And I was so delighted. But then afterwards, I was like, yeah, you probably like best practices probably should have asked, but I'm so glad you didn't. And it's just a weird kind of position to be in. I don't feel like a hypocrite. I just feel like sometimes it's complicated because I've also been in a position where somebody guessed and guessed really wrong.

[00:13:21] [SPEAKER_00] Oh, yeah, sure. Yeah, I know. I feel like, you know, we have a really strong trust. The pissed off was something we talked about a lot. He used his judgment and he used it well, so.

[00:13:33] [SPEAKER_01] And he didn't have the asparagus risotto for dinner.

[00:13:36] [SPEAKER_00] He did not. He did not.

[00:13:39] [SPEAKER_01] If you're into piss play, the asparagus risotto is never on the menu.

[00:13:43] [SPEAKER_00] We actually went out for dinner a few weeks later. And I'm a vegetarian. And we went to this really fancy restaurant. The only vegetarian meal on the menu was an asparagus dish. And I was like, I don't know if I should order this. Maybe I can make an exception this one time.

[00:14:01] [SPEAKER_01] You can get the asparagus on the menu at dinner, but then piss plays off the menu at home later on your rubber sheets that you're going to order from a real fetish shop fitted ones, ones that like scream, not a child who wets the bed, but adults who are crazy and kinky and adventurous and into everything.

[00:14:23] [SPEAKER_00] I should do it. It would definitely be more sexy. I should do that.

[00:14:27] [SPEAKER_01] Mary, thank you so much for coming on After Action Report. It was a real pleasure to talk with you.

[00:14:31] [SPEAKER_00] Oh, it was such a joy. Thank you for chatting to me.

[00:14:35] [SPEAKER_01] Thank you, Mary. It's stories like yours. It's people like you that make doing this show so much fun for me. If you have a robust vagina or any other sturdy, hell and hearty body part, and you want to tell us what you've been doing with it lately, write me at Q at savage.love. And you might be my next guest on After Action Report.

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